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Gone Country 3 Premiere: Top 10 One-Liners

Gone Country 3 premiered last night on CMT and boy was it full of fabulous one-liners. Check out our favorites below:

1. “Who is she? Is she like a 10th runner up on [American] Idol or something like that?” - Taylor Dane while looking at a picture of former Miss USA Tara Conor.

2. “When I saw Taylor Dane I thought ‘great pipes’ and not metophorically” - Richard Greico

3. “What did he do? think Tara think” - Former Miss USA Tara Connor staring at a picture of George Clinton

4. “It’s time to make country funky. Lookout Nashville, Dr. Funkistein is here” - George Clinton

5. “I’m gonna see George Clinton in his skivvies.” - Justin Guarini

6. “Hey, somebody stole all my drugs” - Mickey Dolenz

7. “You gotta love it [country music] so much it’s like a religion” - George Jones

8. “To us you’re [George Jones] king” - Shiela E.

9. “I felt a little sorry for Tara cause she was just scared to death” - Mickey Dolenz

10. “Didn’t Justin Guarini go out with Paula Abdul?” - random girl interviewed on the street

• Best performance of the night: tie -  Sheila E./Taylor Dane

• Worst performance of the night: Tara Conor

What was your favorite moment of last nights premiere?

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