Grits n’ Whiskey

Gone Country 3 premiered last night on CMT and boy was it full of fabulous one-liners. Check out our favorites below:

1. “Who is she? Is she like a 10th runner up on [American] Idol or something like that?” - Taylor Dane while looking at a picture of former Miss USA Tara Conor.

2. “When I saw Taylor Dane I thought ‘great pipes’ and not metophorically” - Richard Greico

3. “What did he do? think Tara think” - Former Miss USA Tara Connor staring at a picture of George Clinton

4. “It’s time to make country funky. Lookout Nashville, Dr. Funkistein is here” - George Clinton

5. “I’m gonna see George Clinton in his skivvies.” - Justin Guarini

6. “Hey, somebody stole all my drugs” - Mickey Dolenz

7. “You gotta love it [country music] so much it’s like a religion” - George Jones

8. “To us you’re [George Jones] king” - Shiela E.

9. “I felt a little sorry for Tara cause she was just scared to death” - Mickey Dolenz

10. “Didn’t Justin Guarini go out with Paula Abdul?” - random girl interviewed on the street

• Best performance of the night: tie -  Sheila E./Taylor Dane

• Worst performance of the night: Tara Conor

What was your favorite moment of last nights premiere?

We had no idea that John Rich had a new single out, but thanks to Cowboy Troy, we know that he does. The song is called “Another You” and it is the first single of his upcoming solo album.

John Rich has a lot going on for him these days. Not only does he have a new single out, but his show ‘Gone Country 3‘ premieres this Saturday on CMT. Be sure to check out the premiere at 8pm.

In a little under two weeks, ‘Gone Country 3′ will be premiering on CMT. The good folks over at CMT have put together a really fun website to get you pumped and ready for the third installment of John Rich’s country takeover.

The contestants: George Clinton, Tara Conner, Taylor Dane, Micky Dolenz, Sheila E., Richard Grieco, Justin Guarini.

Check back later this week for a quick cliff-notes on each contestant.

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